Revolting Recipe

This is my revolting procedural writing. Hope you enjoy!

Slimy soup

This recipe can feed old grumpy teachers and

makes a great snack...

You will need the following ingredients:

 

• 250 grams of nits
• A handful of poop
• 2 litres of pee
• A handful of earwax
• A deadmans toe
• A cup of vomit
• Camel guts
• A cow tongue

You will need the following equipment:

• A cauldron
• One wooden spoon
• A sharp knife
• A bowl

 

Method:

1. Gather all your equipments and remember to wash your hands before you cook
2. Firstly make sure you have the correct measurements for all your ingredients. Heat your cauldron to 270 degrees for 10 minutes.
3. Secondly grab the handful of poop and plop it down into the cauldron and the 2 litres of pee after that.
4. Next pour in you 250 grams of nits, the handful of earwax and the cup of vomit and mix well with the wooden spoon.
5. Then chop up the camel guts into little pieces with the sharp knife and throw it into the cauldron (like literally throw it in so it could have a hint of air, if you miss and it falls to the floor...even better)
6. After that chop up the cow tongue and put it into the pot gently
7. And finally serve in a bowl to grumpy old teachers...